The system dating dictionary

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This novel is a (name your genre if there is one), X thousand words in length (give a rough estimate - seventy thousand is fine, seventy-one thousand, three hundred and twelve is more than they need to know, as all books go through edits and the exact word count changes during that time).

I have sent three sample chapters and a synopsis (or whatever the Yearbook stipulates they want submitted) as per your submission requirements; also an SAE for the manuscript's return (large enough to fit it, and with enough postage to cover the weight of the paper).

You just have to realize that the menus may stretch the truth somewhat. Any social reject can figure out that people exercise plenty of factual calisthenics in their online profiles. Now, if you will excuse me, this laid-back, athletic smart-ass has some profiles to fill out in his quest to find a real, genuine, open-minded girl with a good head on her shoulders. By night, I am a relationships and comedy writer, which can be redundant or an oxymoron, depending on your perspective.

To that end, I’ve compiled my own list of the most overused online dating aphorisms I’ve come across, and the not-so-scrumptious, not-quite-as-appetizing truths behind them. I am the creator of Musings, the blog you're reading right now, and Lemon Vibe, an anonymous relationship advice site.

Basically, trying too hard to be persuasive won't help; the simpler you keep it, the better.