Another fish online dating

Another fish online dating

In terms of the number of fish in the sea, it’s all downhill from there.

I exaggerate a bit, of course: Match has 2.4 million North American users and Plenty of Fish has 90 million worldwide; by all accounts, you can find a date — if not a particularly good one — on either site, at any time of the year.

There are only about 10,000 pairs of Humboldt penguins left in the wild and they're found in coastal areas of Chile and Peru.

Weymouth Sea Life Adventure Park cites habitat destruction, over-fishing and climate change as factors in the penguins becoming endangered.

In other words, millions of people contemplating their return to work on Sunday, hanging out with their cats or their parents or their platonic roommates, will despair and decide to “try out” online dating, after all. 14 passes without utter disaster, millions of people will give up on love/Internet dating. (Sniff.) Interestingly, this cycle doesn’t just play out on dating sites — in fact, it’s far broader than that.

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